Submitted by Ben
Product Name
Dr. Cheddar
Tagline or catch-phrase
Finally a soda that goes great with your wine
Quick summary of terrible business idea
Soda companies poor gallons of sugar and coloring into a bottle and call it something new. Our generation loves to drink soda but we are constantly bombarded with information on the health deterring facts of our favorite beverages. It is about time soda took a turn to the more natural. Cheese is packed with calcium, vitamins and minerals. Cheese soda would be a great way to combine two great substances in an easy to consume method.
Products and Services
Cheese soda is simple: carbonization and high quality liquefied cheese.
Product flavors could include: Cheddar, Pepper jack, Colby, Feta, Swiss,
Some limited edition or holiday editions could include: Gouda BrieHavarti
What are customers saying about your product?
“Great alternate to sugary sodas” – Boris Stefenhan
“Unique and sophisticated flavor” – Cheese and Wine Monthly
“I love the thick carbonated texture” – Marry Hubart
“Goes down easy, comes up smooth” – Mike Chones
Why is this a Terrible Business Idea?
It is simply disgusting and no one in their right mind would actually enjoy consuming this.
3 Comments
This is gross and intriguing. Good work Ben.
I wonder who the target market would be?
If Dr Cheddar was made to be a fad, you could market it to high school and college guys. If it actually tasted decent I can see the cheese enthusiast community giving it a try.
Hmmm…Now that I think about it, this product would be a great short-term fad for the young crowd. That’s where all the money is these days (Justin Bieber anyone?)
Have it cameo on a Disney channel TV show then release it in retail stores. Add a 14 year old spokesperson, catchy jingle, and some high fructose corn syrup and kids would… eat it up.
Cheddar-Up
Dr. Pepperjack
Coca-Colby
Root Brie
“Wanta Feta, dontcha want a Feta?”
Mountain Gouda (Code Bleu)
Holiday flavored Swiss Miss (cheesy hot chocolate)
Maybe these flavors would cause dys-Pepsi-a.
Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase “Orange Soda”
Since most of your ideas are spin-offs of Coca-Cola products (with the exception of Pepsi) I think we could have quite the pitch for the Coke execs. Stir up a few samples and a cheesy PowerPoint and Coke might make us a deal!
Root Brie anyone?