Submitted by Ben
Tagline or catch-phrase
Finally a soda that goes great with your wine
Quick summary of terrible business idea
Soda companies poor gallons of sugar and coloring into a bottle and call it something new. Our generation loves to drink soda but we are constantly bombarded with information on the health deterring facts of our favorite beverages. It is about time soda took a turn to the more natural. Cheese is packed with calcium, vitamins and minerals. Cheese soda would be a great way to combine two great substances in an easy to consume method.
Products and Services
Cheese soda is simple: carbonization and high quality liquefied cheese.
Product flavors could include: Cheddar, Pepper jack, Colby, Feta, Swiss,
Some limited edition or holiday editions could include: Gouda BrieHavarti
What are customers saying about your product?
“Great alternate to sugary sodas” – Boris Stefenhan
“Unique and sophisticated flavor” – Cheese and Wine Monthly
“I love the thick carbonated texture” – Marry Hubart
“Goes down easy, comes up smooth” – Mike Chones
Why is this a Terrible Business Idea?
It is simply disgusting and no one in their right mind would actually enjoy consuming this.